- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

John Cena for president

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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