- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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