- Anti Joke

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.