Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

star wars kid

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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