Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I put my baby in a microwave.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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