- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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