- Anti Joke

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.