- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

I put my baby in a microwave.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Fat? Jesse Z

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