What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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