- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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