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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Religion.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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