- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!