T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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