How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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My Nan, that is all.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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