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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker