Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Massie is a fatass

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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