knock knock Goodbye

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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