- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

whats hairy and crys your mom

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Massie is a fatass

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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