- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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