Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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