- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Fat? Jesse Z

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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