A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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