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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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