- Anti Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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