whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Fat? Jesse Z

I put my baby in a microwave.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Anti Joke

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