A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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