What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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