mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What? Huh?

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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