Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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my penis

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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