- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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