- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

whats hairy and crys your mom

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Massie is a fatass

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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