- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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