- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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