- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??