- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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