- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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