- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

neil likes pube toast

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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