why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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