Killing your friend as a joke.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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black people

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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