- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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