- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A man goes to the potty.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

hi mom

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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