- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

I'd like to make a withdraw

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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