- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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