- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

what is red white and blue? the french flag

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What does two plus two equal? 4

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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