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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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