- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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