A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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