- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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