A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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