- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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