Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Robin get in the batmobile!

European on my shoes, buddy.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

This is an anti- joke

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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