Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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