What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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