- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.