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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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