Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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