Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

My children are mistakes

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

call me maybe.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Fat people

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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