Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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I? Everett

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Hi.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Anti Joke

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