What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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