Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Anti Joke

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