your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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I? Everett

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Hi.

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You having friends.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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