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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Robert Mugabe.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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