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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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