- Anti Joke

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.