- Anti Joke

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's blue? The sky.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs