- Anti Joke

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.