- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

nothing

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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