- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Dumb

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

WOw you have no life

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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