How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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