What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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