How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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breasts

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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ewrg

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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