- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is life? Paul.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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