Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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