- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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