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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How old are you? 7

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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