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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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