I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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what is 3+3= 8

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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