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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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