- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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