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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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