Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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