- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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