- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

all the kids had fun

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Your adopted

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What is life? Paul.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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