- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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