- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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