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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

nothing

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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