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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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