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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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