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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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