a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

A shark ate your mom

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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