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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How old are you? 7

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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