how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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