- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

what is 3+3= 8

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Gay rights.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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