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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How old are you? 7

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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