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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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