whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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