Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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