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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Matthew Baker

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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