- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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