- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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