What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Where's my baby??

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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