- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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