- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Your Mom The End.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

here's a joke... the american education society

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Ms Leong Sux

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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